[5/19/2012]

Robert W. Mueller
FBI Headquarters
935 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington DC 20535-0001

Dear Mr. Mueller,

The President is quite taken with his reelection effort to which my family can offer him no advantage. It is supposed that for now only you can decide how long you will go on disgracing the nation. Here is a poem to spur your thought on that subject.

Ode to Adult Diapers

They wrap and they swaddle they comfort and sooth

When your bowels threaten to move at an inopportune moment

They support pretense and pride and suffering no leaks they can be worn for weeks

When your bowels threaten to move at an inopportune moment

They ride high and they ride low depending on load but never move slow

When your bowels threaten to move at an inopportune moment

Your disgrace is unmitigated your arrest imminent and in spite of this you the incontinent seem to be running America. After almost two and a half decades of my family suffering your evil machinations an explanation is in order. Strap on one of those adult diapers and enlighten us as to where you are going with it.

Sincerely,


Lynn Swartos
515 N. 27th
Billings, MT 59101
406-696-8576
klmfs2009@gmail.com

Cc: The President of the United States
       Lisa Bazant
       Various media, groups and individuals